Soups & Salads
Frog Onion Soup
sorry, but no real frogs in this winter warmer!
Roadkill Chili
chili as it is supposed to be...hot! served with grated cheese
and raw onions on top
Evil Brew bowl / cup
a spicy brazilian bean soup made with dark brazilian beans,
if you know what we mean
Soup du jour
don't know what it is, don't know how much to charge for it,
but ask around...someone might know
Our salads come well dressed, but if you wish,
you can ask for a different dressing. Your choices are: honey
mustard, blue cheese and seafood caper vinaigrette.
Chicken Tantra Salad
strips of lukewarm grilled chicken on lettuce & ruccula,
with a light honey mustard dressing
Tropical Salad
hearts of palm and kani with tomatos on a bed of greens, with
a seafood caper dressing
Smoked Salmon Salad
thinly sliced smoked salmon with tomatos and boiled eggs on
a bed of lettuce with a seafood caper dressing
Chef's Salad
tomato, cucumber, grated carrots, hearts of palm on a bed
of greens with a light blue cheese dressing
PIES
Snake & Pygmy Pie
home-made individual steak & kidney pie with gravy and
(we recommend) mash
Snake & Bunion Pie
a slice of delicious home-made steak & onion pie, again,
choose it with mash and gravy
Chicken & Mushroon Pie
did we mention gravy & mash?
Pork Pie
home-made, again, but it is large and comes with nothing on
the side. pass the mustard!
FONDUE
Our fondues are served for two persons
Cheese Fondue / per person
Fondue Bourguignonne / per person
MAIN COURSES
Unless otherwise instructed, we serve everything
with french fries!
If you ask nicely, we just might swap the fries for one of:
mashed potatos, rice, vegetabele of the day or a green salad...at
no extra charge!
Steak Patrick
a juicy fillet steak smothered in grilled onion with french
fries and coleslaw
Steak Carioca
same as above, except with a couple of fried eggs on top
Steak au Poivre
a thick, succulent fillet steak in a medium ground black pepper
sauce
Filet Mignon 
same steak, different sauce: this one is cauliflower &
cheese
James Joyce Stew
diced beef stewed in dark beer, spiced for the irish-mexican
palate, whatever that may be
Orient Express
diced fillet steak & chicken breast braised with vegetables,
soy bean shoots and japanese spices...and rice!
Rainbow Warrior
same as the orient express but no meat, sink one of these
for a healthy feeling
My Thai
actually it's graham's; a hot thai beef curry with bell peppers,
ginger and other hot stuff on a bed of rice
Chicken Breast
this time it's the same sauce with a different steak; grilled
breast of chicken with cauliflouer cheese souce
Chicken Tantra
grilled breast of chicken in a honey mustard sauce, named
after our favourite french chef
Celtic Breakfast
fried eggs, bacon, canadian bacon, bangers, tomatos and toast...sure
you didn't drink last night
Breakfast of Champion
same as above but a mug of hot coffee and a spicy bloody mary...absolutely
certain you didn't
Irish Stew
well, it is an irish pub after all! mutton, spuds, carrots,
onions and lots of gravy
Chish & Fips
do ask for vinegar but don't expect the page three girl!
Chili Fries
real hot and a real heartstopper...fries topped with chili
topped with melted cheese. call the fire brigade
Shepherd's Pie
if the shepherd had this every day, he would have no herd!
oven baked minced mutton topped with mash
BURGERS
These babies come with mayonnaise, lettuce & tomato as
well as fries and coleslaw. Choose as many toppings as you
wish for R$0.50 each:
cheese, blue cheese, raw onion, grilled onion, pickles, bacon,
fried egg, chili
The Little Monster
single burger steak on a specially made burger bun
The Big Monster
twin burger steaks separated by a thin slice of rye. just
one bun, so there
Chicken Monster
it's not even a burger...it's a breast of chicken disguised
as a burger. you know the rest
SANDWICHES & SNACKS
The above come without fries. The rest of the
sandwiches come with fries and slaw.
Smoked Picanha Sandwich
translation for picanha...who cares? anyway, it comes with
lettuce, tomato, horseradish sauce & mustard
Smoked Loin of Pork Sandwich
with cheese chutney, lettuce & tomato
BLT
bacon, lettuce & tomato, stupid!
Roast Beef Sandwich
warm roast beef with horseradish sauce, black pepper, lettuce
& tomato
Tuna Salad Sandwich
freshly decanned tuna with onions, tomatos & bell peppers
in pita bread, with a cocktail sauce
Club Sandwich
everything but the kitchen sink...try it, it is good and BIG
The Ultimate Steak Sandwich
the best in town...and it is a big town! fried onions, lettuce,
tomato and cheese if you wish
Chicken!
grilled breast of you know what, lettuce, tomato. the cheese
is optional
Steak Babe Ruth
fillet steak, lettuce & tomato in pita bread. the bambino
loved it!
Chicken Babe Ruth
you figure it out!
FINGER FOOD
French Fries
Fried Manioc
Steak Tips
Chicken Tips
In Your Face Buffalo Wings
Garlic Fried Chicken
Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Cheese
Diced Provolone, with olive oil & oregano or breaded &
fried
Baby Joyce...a small portion of James Joyce Stew with bread
Sliced Salami
Mixed Cold Cut canapés
Salmon & Kani canapés
Cheeseboard
Smoked Loin of Pork Platter
Smoked Picanha Platter
Assorted Cold Cuts & Cheeses
Kani Platter
Kani & Hearts of Palm
DESSERTS
Home-made Apple Pie & Ice Creammmmmmm
Devil's Food Cake & Ice Cream
Immoral Pecan Pie
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